Designated Driver - 11 year old kid

This story reminds me of when I was 10 or 11 and my bad-a, coolest aunt in the whole world would let me drive her big tank of a car (it was the 80's - 'member how big the cars were back then?). I thought she was the coolest human being on earth because when I asked her if she would let me drive her car home from dinner one night, she said yes. In the dark. On a busy street. And I wasn't big enough to see over the steering wheel.

Upon reflection, I think Cool Aunt may have had one too many. I'm just saying...

But, she is still the coolest aunt evah!