Hey Homo's - Governing Is Hard

White House refers to Gay Lobby as "fringe" that "needs to take off the pajama's and get dressed"

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UPDATE: Nevermind, the White House hearts the gays.

The White House is strongly denying a report making the rounds that it views gay critics and bloggers as part of an “Internet left fringe,” with a senior adviser asserting to me that this sentiment “does not reflect White House thinking at all.”

The Muslims Won't Play With the Gays

Oh....this is a tough one. Which victim group should I support? Is it more politically correct to support the Muslims and be thought of as homophobic, or should I support the gays and be thought of as Islamaphobic?

A French gay soccer team says its members were victims of homophobia when a team of Muslim players refused to play a match against them.

The Paris Foot Gay team says Tuesday it received an e-mail from the Creteil Bebel club canceling a match scheduled for last Sunday.

"Because of the principles of our team, which is a team of devout Muslims, we can't play against you," the e-mail said, according to Paris Foot Gay. The e-mail received Saturday said, "Our convictions are much more important than a simple football match."

Paris Foot Gay said in a statement that it asked the amateur league to sanction Creteil Bebel.

Zahir Belgarbi, identified as a spokesman for Creteil Bebel, told France-Info radio he apologized if "anyone felt upset or hurt."

Obama hearts gay people

So I noticed Obama announced yesterday he was extending benefits to same sex couples for federal employees. It was a message that evolved over the course of the day as the headlines kept changing.

First it was, "Obama extends benefits to same sex couples for federal employees" which led us to believe if you were gay, your partner will be eligible for the same benefits of a married couple.

Then it was, "Obama extends benefits such as moving expenses to same sex couples of federal employees".

Then is was, "Obama extends benefits to same sex couples of federal employees but is limited to things such as moving expenses due to the Defense of Marriage Act".

It ended up, "Obama panders to gay people by throwing them a morsel of goodness. Their partners will get to have the government pony up the cost of moving their crap. Now leave him alone homo's..he's got bigger fish to fry and you just aren't that important to him".

Sums up the day nicely, don't you agree?