The Biden Plan

I've been unemployed for awhile now and I am running low on cash..but as luck will have it, VP Biden shared with us the plan to keep me from losing it all. According to Finance Guru Biden, I need to spend money to keep from going bankrupt. Therefore, what little money I have left I will be spending like a kid who won the lottery.

I'll keep you posted on how it works out for me.

Palin=Stupid, Biden=Genuis with nuances repuglicans can't understand

James Taranto has an excellent post highlighting the criticism Palin received when she expressed the same sentiments as Joe Biden regarding Israel.

When Palin says it, it's stupid. When Biden says it, he gets graded on a curve: The problem is that other people are too stupid to understand the deep subtlety of Biden's thinking.

...What Palin said last year was precisely what Obama and Biden have now said: Diplomacy is the optimal way of dealing with the Iranian nuclear threat, but if it fails, Israel has a right to defend itself. In a way, the inconsistency of some of Palin's critics is reassuring. It shows that a good deal of anti-Israel sentiment is mere partisanship masquerading as something uglier.

They have everything under control

Biden says they misjudged the economy...even though during the campaign Obama kept telling us this was the worst recession since the great depression. And when he wanted to pass his trillion dollar stimulus, it was because we had to spend all that money...becaue it was the worst economy since the depression.

Now they tell us they misjudged how bad the economy really was. It's almost as if even they don't believe their own hype.

Of course, their solution to Health Care and Global Warming is spot on, so nothing to worry about there.