Meghan McCain begging for attention on Twitter...AGAIN

Meghan and her boobs posted a picture yesterday on Twitter and caused a "stir". And by "stir", I mean 8 people made negative comments about it and she got "upset" and "offended" and then asked others to beg her not to quit her Twitter account. Drama, drama, drama.

Apparently, the MSM thinks this is "newsworthy".

Pay Attention to Me!!! PUUULEASE!

Please, please, please pay attention to Meghan McCain.

Meghan McCain to Co-Host The View

While Elizabeth is on maternity leave, Meghan McCain will co-host The View. So who will be defending the conservative view point?

Meghan McCain is, like, so super smart

I think Ms. McCain has outdone herself in the department of vacuous, inane ramblings.

Malkin has the No. 1 book on The New York Times bestseller hardcover nonfiction list, but I have nearly twice as many Twitter followers as she does. And trust me, Twitter is more of an indication of where young people are than books published by the hyper-conservative publisher Regnery—which will be bringing you Carrie Prejean’s new book and published one of Ann Coulter’s.

Seriously? You have more followers than Michelle Malkin? Really? That must make you super important. I think she should be kicked out of the Republican party instead of you.

But here's the thing, there are people like me who follow both you and Michelle on Twitter. I follow Michelle mainly to know when she has updated her site and I follow you, Ms. McCain, to see what stupid, indulgent thing you will say next. My favorite is to bet others on how many of your tweets will be a link back to something about you. Lucky for me, you are a self-centered twat so I usually win.

You have a book coming out next year, right? I sure hope it reaches number 1 on the NYT Best Sellers list or you will be eating lots of crow.

As for the reason for so many of your followers, I think Ace might be on to something:

In addition, you have so many followers partly because an employee of Malkin's (Allah) is sorta obsessed with your dumbness and maybe wants to snork you in the squeaker.

Define white trash redneck for me

Meghan McCain just posted her latest me, me, me article and leaves us with this gem:

But it does complicate the dating scene. No matter who I’m with, no matter what the setting, the 2008 election and politics will always come up. Ever since my first Daily Beast column about dating, not much has changed. Unless you count my confessing to Stephen Colbert that I’m sexually active and the campy pickup lines that have followed. My personal favorite: “Meghan, I also love sex....and the Republican Party” followed by sending me an apple martini. For future reference, I drink Bud Light and whiskey. Hey, I’m still a red-state girl at heart.

Beer, whiskey and fornication.....Now how is it Sarah Palin is the white trash redneck of the Republican Party? And apparently classless, too.

Hillary Duff to play Meghan McCain

Meghan McCain wants Hillary Duff to play her in her pretend movie, because Hillary is hot. And the book she is writing? Modeled after Tori Spellings book.... all hip and jazzy.

Wait, what?

Oh, and she's glad her dad didn't win the Presidency because then she would be like a Disney movie where the princess has guards all the time. And they're ugly. Because none of her Secret Service agents were cute and she can't have ugly guys protecting her. They need to be beautiful. With highlights in their hair. And the tight t-shirts were their nipples show. Cuz that's sexy. And gay.

I did hear her ugly security detail would dance for her. With a pointy hat. So that's gotta be worth something.

Oh, and she didn't get along with her Secret Service agents.

Whaaaaat? Princess Painintheass didn't get along with her Security detail? She has always stuck me as the totally agreeable type.

I still think this is the funniest Meghan McCain moment. The best part starts at 1:07:

Meghan McCain is Sexy

This is Ms. McCain's latest tweet:

McCainBlogetteI am flattered people want me to pose in my undergarments for photo shoots, however the election didn't kill my father, that would...

Really? You're flattered that the 45 year old creepy man that lives in his mom's basement wants to see you in your underwear? How do you know he hasn't already seen you?

Me thinks Meghan hearts Meghan.