Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Should I report this?

My neighbor just came over and told me that the ObamaCare plan will require you to take a coughed up fur ball from your cat, mix it with 2pts vinegar and 3pts salt, boil for 13.5 minutes and drink it to rid yourself of cancer....because not enough chemo to go around. They will send a witch doctor to your house, paid for by the government, to "consult with you" on your witches brew.

I don't know about this...maybe I should report this information to flag@whitehouse.gov in case it's not true. Maybe the Feds will show up and I can get them to cart my neighbor away. She comes over all the time with pies, and fresh tomatoes, and cookies, and advice, and stuff. She needs to go....she's really bringing the quality of the neighborhood down.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I reported my 85-year old Republican mother to flag@whitehouse.gov and asked them to "straighten her out". She said she was against euthanasia for the elderly in lieu of costly medical treatment.