Showing posts with label celebrity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label celebrity. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Jon and Kate's '8' revolt

It seems the kids of Jon and Kate are smarter than their parents.
Jon and Kate Gosselin’s 5-year-old sextuplets and 8-year-old twins are starting to rebel against the constant taping of their lives.

“The kids staged a sit-in — a revolt,” Jon Gosselin told Life & Style on Aug. 13. “They didn’t want to work today.”

I guess these kids don't understand they need to continue to "work" so they can pay for all the rehab and therapy they will need later in life.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Hell is reserved for people like this...

There's a special place in hell for people like Ryan O'Neal. Did you hear about how he hasn't seen his daughter Tatum for years and at Farrah's funeral, he was hitting on her?
1. Ewwww, that is gross!
2. Really? At your wife's funeral? Hitting on another woman? At your wife's funeral?
3. Ewwww, your daughter?

Yeah...it's a huge mystery why all his kids turned out to be so emotionally unstable.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Reasons I'm glad I'm a girl

According to this, Gene Simmons has his own urinal cakes...some even talk when you pee on them. Is the man that desperate for attention that he would allow his image to be placed on a urinal cake or is this some cruel joke?

Thursday, July 2, 2009

GOOPY Gwyneth

I wish I could be like Gwyneth, all cultured with the ability to appreciate a rich, uppity life. The latest from Ms. Paltrow:

Gwyneth Paltrow says Spain has "became a second home."

"It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it's from 500 B.C., it's incredible," she tells the Associated Press.

"Also, the way people live over there. They seem to enjoy life a little bit more," she continued. "They aren't running around as much as in New York. They enjoy time with the family. They don't always have their BlackBerry on."


Apparently, Mrs. Goopy has forgotten America was just discovered 17 years ago; hence, the oldest building would only be 17 years old.

She also said her children can speak Spanish, and not the Spanglish kind that stupid Americans speak. Because American's are stupid. And not cultured like her. Or as pretty as her.

And they're not European.


Monday, June 29, 2009

Celebrate Diddy Style

Over the weekend, there were many celebrities paying tribute to Michael Jackson. Jamie Foxx tried to moonwalk and encouraged everyone to not mourn MJ, but celebrate his life.

Wellll, apparently, P. Diddy didn't get the text message (see how I said text message instead of memo. It's cuz I'm so millinium) anyway...so P. Diddy didn't get the text and this is what happened:

Toward the end of the evening, the rapper abruptly stopped playing a remixed version of “Man in the Mirror” to dedicate a moment of silence to the singer and then told guests like Queen Latifah, Taraji P. Henson, Wesley Snipes and Hill Harper, “While you guys are talking and laughing, you’re not hearing his words. You’re not listening to his words. I need you to hear what he’s saying! Listen to the message that he is telling us.”

He then resumed his lecture while blasting “Mirror” at full volume, shouting over the music, “Michael, I hear your words — I hear what you’re saying!”

That's right. Diddy Daddy wasn't get enough attention, so he decided to exploit a dead guy. Diddy is for sure getting into heaven with his random acts of kindness.

I love celebrities.

Sometimes you feel like a Conspiracy Nut, sometimes you don't

I was wondering how long until the "Michael Jackson was murdered" conspiracies would start. Of course, Geraldo the wonderjourno, had a whole hour of this crap last night.

From Gawker:

"The CIA did it," Murray explains. "The U.S. was mad at Michael for taking money overseas. They wanted that money." Even a man hawking T-shirts newly festooned with MJ's mug, feels a frame-up in the air. Afraid to tell me how much merchandise he has sold today (it's a lot) he accuses me of wanting to report him to the Feds. "You trying to get the IRS on me?"

I hope Perez Hilton has a better week

Andrew Briebert has an article about the whole Perez kurfuffle. If you missed the happenings of last week, here they are:

1. Perez got into a fight with Will.i.am and he called Will.i.am a "faggot"
2. Will.i.am's manager punched him in the face
3. Perez took to the internet to cry about his ordeal.
4. GLADD demanded an apology from Perez for his gay slur - which he didn't really give, but did manage to compliment himself a couple of times.
5. Perez said he was going to sue the Peas manager and donate the money to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, which fights against violence towards gays.
6. The Matthew Shepard Foundation rejected his offer because he engaged in the behavior they fight against.

It sucks to be Perez. Now if only someone would flush this little turd down the toilet.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Holy Smokes...everyone is dying today

Michael Jackson just died of cardiac arrest. RIP

He was a weirdo..but Thriller ROCKED

UPDATE: TMZ is the only one who is reporting that MJ has died. No one else is...stay tuned.

UPDATE: Official ... King of Pop is dead. A part of my youth is gone.




RIP


Farrah Fawcett dies at age 62.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Fun with Twitter

So I read this at Newsweek and it appears John Mayer and Perez Hilton had a very public dispute...on Twitter.

Some of the highlights:

John Mayer:

Not true. In fact I'd like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you'll have the situational awareness not to get in someone's face.

I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu."

So let's meet up this week and I'll give you your first krav maga instruction. We'll break the event down and learn...

1. de-escalation tactics. 2.Creating distance. Instuctives ("get back!" placing the hand out) 3. Combined block and attack....

by understanding the genetics of a violent incident you can learn to avoid them. And if you can't, you will learn to end them.

this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.

from the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can't blog the world, my friend.

people don't want to see you hurt, they want to see you experience something equalizing.

Yah, you're not getting it... OOH! OK. It's like the Matrix. You live in the Perez Matrix. You wrote the program, you can fly.

now you sit down behind that Tandy computer and you hash out a Doogie diary. Be sure to pause, think, and keep typing.

Good night Perez, you dumb shit.


Perez was practically begging him to take this offline. And my favorite line from Perez:

I cant DM u and Im not trying to play this out publicly. B well. I dont wish u harm.

Really? Aren't you the one who used your phone to tweet for your followers to call 911? But we will stick with you not trying to play this out for publicity.


Kirstie Alley got in on the action as well:

WILL I.AM ?....YOU AM....MY NEW HERO...SMACK!!!! ....WAH WAH WAH...OUCH.. OUCH MY EYE...OUCH OUCH OUCH CALL 911..OUCH BOO HOO..OUCH

Perez...in the future...must only duke it out with lentils...leave the black eyed peas to the big boys

IN YOUR OWN WORDS...CUTE PIC PEREZ...CUTE PIC...lol

JOHN MAYER...you are in the wrong biness...you funny, singer boy...you real damn funny...


Twitter is fun.


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Say it ain't so Joe - l

I wonder if the lovely Katie Lee Joel will be attending pretentious celebrity dinner parties with her cookies, which perfectly contrast the dark chocolate and cherries, now that she will no longer be married to William.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Boots


Seriously, how do you walk in these things? Check out more photos from their W interview.