Showing posts with label michael jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label michael jackson. Show all posts

Monday, August 24, 2009

Michael Jackson's Death is Ruled a Homicide

MJ's death is being ruled a homicide with the report saying he died from a fatal combination of drugs. Propofol acted together with two other powerful sedatives to provide the deadly cocktail which killed him. The doctor who was with him when he died is expected to be charged with homicide.

Murray told investigators he administered a 25 mg dose of propofol around 10:40 a.m. after spending the night injecting Jackson with two sedatives in an unsuccessful attempt to get him to sleep.

The warrant, dated July 23, states that lethal levels of propofol were found in Jackson's system. Besides the propofol and two sedatives, the coroner's toxicology report found other substances in Jackson's system but they were not believed to have been a factor in the singer's death, the official said.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Michael Jackson's Doctor to Be Charged With Manslaughter

We still don't know how MJ died.

The source initially said Dr. Conrad Murray could be arrested as soon as next Wednesday — but investigators have decided to execute one more search warrant, likely at a Los Angeles pharmacy, next week in an attempt to gather more evidence against him. The arrest is now expected the following week.

Murray isn’t the only doctor who faces criminal charges in connection with Jackson's death on June 25. A law enforcement source told FOXNews.com that Jackson’s longtime dermatologist, Dr. Arnold Klein, will be hit with charges related to medical malpractice. Investigators are still building their case against Klein, and he will not be arrested for at least another two weeks, the source said.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

MJ's hair catches fire

Here is a video from the 1984 Pepsi commercial shoot when Michael Jackson's hair caught fire. And I mean REALLY caught fire.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Papa Joe and his Ho's

MJ hasn't been buried a week and Joe Jackson has plans to exploit his children. He plans on having them travel the world as the "Jackson 3". Because, ya know, it worked out so well for Michael it deserves a repeat.

I hope Satan has a special place in hell reserved for this man.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

MJ Memorial

I was actually watching some of MJ's memorial...because it is the ONLY THING ON!!! It actually wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Brooke Sheilds actually gave a very moving tribute.

That is until Sheila Jackson Lee showed up. WT*&^#@? Sheila Jackson Lee? And in true fashion, it appears she is turning it into a political rally.

I'm done.

MJ is being buried without his brain

I am all set for Michael Jackson's funeral....got the popcorn, kool aide, and a box of kleenex. I will be waiting with anticipation for the moment when all the news anchors bust out and start doing the Thriller dance.

Monday, July 6, 2009

MJ coverage has officially jumped the shark

and they haven't even had his memorial yet.

the count the many ways our culture continues to decline:

  • Al Sharpton has asked for a US postage stamp honoring Michael Jackson, as well as a national day of mouring?
  • an image of MJ appears in a tree stump
  • ABC, CBS, NBS, CNN, and MSNBC will all be showing live coverage of MJ's memorial service
  • But my favs has to be this....MJ's ghost is moonwalking at Neverland

Vadge still trying to stay relevant

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Money, Money, Money

I jokingly said the other day that Michael Jackson's father will probably charge people to attend his funeral.

Seems it's no joke....$25 to attend the funeral. I'm glad they decided to keep it classy.

Michael Jackson

In case you haven't heard, Michael Jackson died last week.

I can confirm, he is still dead.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Ariana Huff has pointers for Citizen Journalist

Hop on over to Huffington Post if you want some pointers in Citizen Journalism. Ariana is looking for some eyes and ears to help report the news.

You can find me reporting from Michael Jackson's makeshift memorial.

Cuz I really want that purple gorilla.

Michael Jackson not biological parent

and neither is Debbie Rowe.

I know someone who knows someone who knows a close member of the family who said Bubbles donated the actual egg AND sperm for MJ's kids. And he had been raising the kids for the last 4 years. That's where they learned to fling monkey poo.

There you go, people. Mystery solved.

I got connection.

You're welcome.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Don't Stop Till You Get Enough

I just passed by the TV and Joe Jackson is on giving a press conference. He was talking about his record company and all the "great artist" he is managing that have records coming out.

It's nice to have a father promote himself in your time of death. I have asked my dad that when I die, I want him to give a press conference to tell the world about his work on alien autopsies and his relationships with the creatures from beyond. I think my death would be a great opportunity for Pops to educate the world on the Supernatural.

The world needs to know. Just like the world needs to know about all of Joe Jackson's great artist that have records coming out.

UPDATE: Fox News has overview of what was said at this news conference. Even Fox noticed Jo Jackson plugging his record company. He said the funeral will be open to the public. I bet he charges admission to the funeral.

I want one of those purple gorilla's.





Celebrate Diddy Style

Over the weekend, there were many celebrities paying tribute to Michael Jackson. Jamie Foxx tried to moonwalk and encouraged everyone to not mourn MJ, but celebrate his life.

Wellll, apparently, P. Diddy didn't get the text message (see how I said text message instead of memo. It's cuz I'm so millinium) anyway...so P. Diddy didn't get the text and this is what happened:

Toward the end of the evening, the rapper abruptly stopped playing a remixed version of “Man in the Mirror” to dedicate a moment of silence to the singer and then told guests like Queen Latifah, Taraji P. Henson, Wesley Snipes and Hill Harper, “While you guys are talking and laughing, you’re not hearing his words. You’re not listening to his words. I need you to hear what he’s saying! Listen to the message that he is telling us.”

He then resumed his lecture while blasting “Mirror” at full volume, shouting over the music, “Michael, I hear your words — I hear what you’re saying!”

That's right. Diddy Daddy wasn't get enough attention, so he decided to exploit a dead guy. Diddy is for sure getting into heaven with his random acts of kindness.

I love celebrities.

Sometimes you feel like a Conspiracy Nut, sometimes you don't

I was wondering how long until the "Michael Jackson was murdered" conspiracies would start. Of course, Geraldo the wonderjourno, had a whole hour of this crap last night.

From Gawker:

"The CIA did it," Murray explains. "The U.S. was mad at Michael for taking money overseas. They wanted that money." Even a man hawking T-shirts newly festooned with MJ's mug, feels a frame-up in the air. Afraid to tell me how much merchandise he has sold today (it's a lot) he accuses me of wanting to report him to the Feds. "You trying to get the IRS on me?"

Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson news

TMZ has a whole slew of MJ news...

  • Debbie Rowe's parental rights were never terminated so she can regain custody of her kids if she wants
  • Shot of Demerol thought to be what killed him
  • MJ's live in doctor has gone missing (live in doctor??)
People is reporting that his family had concern about his drug use and staged an intervention.

So sad. I really feel for his kids.

Michael Jackson RIP

MJ is dominating the top ten on Amazon. Thriller is #1, Off the Wall is #2, and Bad is #3.

I wish I still had my Thriller album (the actual record...that was played on that thing called a turn table).

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Holy Smokes...everyone is dying today

Michael Jackson just died of cardiac arrest. RIP

He was a weirdo..but Thriller ROCKED

UPDATE: TMZ is the only one who is reporting that MJ has died. No one else is...stay tuned.

UPDATE: Official ... King of Pop is dead. A part of my youth is gone.