Obama just used the toilet like a big boy! They should give him the Nobel Pee Prize!
“It’s a peace prize, not a peace peace prize.”
“How do you say ‘jumped the shark’ in Norwegian?”
“Today the Nobel Committee announced a posthumous Peace Prize for Neville Chamberlain.”
“Why not the Cy Young Award, too?”
“Let’s be fair . . . he did pull off the Beer Summit.”
Obama also won the Nobel Prize in Medicine for his groundbreaking work in preventing unneeded amputations and tonsillectomies.
Guess what I just found in my Cracker Jacks box: A Nobel Peace Prize!
BREAKING: Nobel Peace Prize Committee awarded first ever Nobel Comedy Prize
BREAKING: Obama's Nobel acceptance speech wins Nobel Prize for Literature!
Michelle still remembers watching Al Gore accept the Nobel Peace Prize 2 years while sitting on her fathers lap
Breaking: Obama wins Nobel Peace Bribe
Obama winning the nobel peace prize is like Madonna winning an award 4 "being like a virgin"
Roman Polanski just won the Nobel Prize in Babysitting.
Breaking: Obama wins Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes
Obama: Nobel Peace Prize a "retainer."
Al Gore: As someone else who won a Nobel Peace Prize for diddly squat, I can say that Obama is deserving.
"YO OBAMA IMMA LET YOUR FINISH BUT TAYLOR SWIFT HAD THE BEST GRACEFULLY ACCEPTED UNDESERVED AWARD OF ALL TIME."
I want to extend my thanks to the Nobel Committee for making Obama the laughingstock he so richly deserves to be.
Just did science experiment wit the kid.Taught her about solid, liquid and gas. I smell a Nobel Prize in Chemistry!
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