Monday, September 21, 2009

10 Things Warehouse Clubs Won't Tell You

Another fun list...this time it is about those club warehouses like Sam's, BJ, and Costco:
1. "You paid your dues? Good, now get in line."
2. "You'll need a hard hat when you shop here."
3. "Our credit card will burn your savings away."
4. "Jewelry experts trash our gems."
5. "You'll leave when we tell you to."
6. "We have more animals than a small zoo."
7. "Try our website. It will try your patience."
8. "That warranty is valid-in Italy perhaps."
9. "Your backyard would make a beautiful warehouse."
10. "You'd better like what we like."

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