Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Fun with Twitter

So I read this at Newsweek and it appears John Mayer and Perez Hilton had a very public dispute...on Twitter.

Some of the highlights:

John Mayer:

Not true. In fact I'd like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you'll have the situational awareness not to get in someone's face.

I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu."

So let's meet up this week and I'll give you your first krav maga instruction. We'll break the event down and learn...

1. de-escalation tactics. 2.Creating distance. Instuctives ("get back!" placing the hand out) 3. Combined block and attack....

by understanding the genetics of a violent incident you can learn to avoid them. And if you can't, you will learn to end them.

this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.

from the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can't blog the world, my friend.

people don't want to see you hurt, they want to see you experience something equalizing.

Yah, you're not getting it... OOH! OK. It's like the Matrix. You live in the Perez Matrix. You wrote the program, you can fly.

now you sit down behind that Tandy computer and you hash out a Doogie diary. Be sure to pause, think, and keep typing.

Good night Perez, you dumb shit.


Perez was practically begging him to take this offline. And my favorite line from Perez:

I cant DM u and Im not trying to play this out publicly. B well. I dont wish u harm.

Really? Aren't you the one who used your phone to tweet for your followers to call 911? But we will stick with you not trying to play this out for publicity.


Kirstie Alley got in on the action as well:

WILL I.AM ?....YOU AM....MY NEW HERO...SMACK!!!! ....WAH WAH WAH...OUCH.. OUCH MY EYE...OUCH OUCH OUCH CALL 911..OUCH BOO HOO..OUCH

Perez...in the future...must only duke it out with lentils...leave the black eyed peas to the big boys

IN YOUR OWN WORDS...CUTE PIC PEREZ...CUTE PIC...lol

JOHN MAYER...you are in the wrong biness...you funny, singer boy...you real damn funny...


Twitter is fun.


1 comment:

Radish said...

Someone please tell Will and his manager that they can file a complaint with the Canadian Human Rights Commission and get that ugly lump of human waste charged with "hate speech." Pleeeeeeeeeeze.