Help, the dollar has fallen and it can't get up

The dollar declined the most against the euro in a month and dropped versus the yen after China repeated its call for a new global currency.

But I voted for Hope and Change. If I had known this is what Hope and Change looked like, I would have voted for Larry, the guy who cleans our septic tank. The Chinese like Larry. He can make a mean Moo Goo Gai Pan.

I think we should trade Monopoly money. Then I can own Boardwalk and Park Place and put up a bunch of hotels and when you suckers land on it, you will owe me lots and lots of money. This is my new get rich quick scheme.