Thursday, July 2, 2009

GOOPY Gwyneth

I wish I could be like Gwyneth, all cultured with the ability to appreciate a rich, uppity life. The latest from Ms. Paltrow:

Gwyneth Paltrow says Spain has "became a second home."

"It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it's from 500 B.C., it's incredible," she tells the Associated Press.

"Also, the way people live over there. They seem to enjoy life a little bit more," she continued. "They aren't running around as much as in New York. They enjoy time with the family. They don't always have their BlackBerry on."

Apparently, Mrs. Goopy has forgotten America was just discovered 17 years ago; hence, the oldest building would only be 17 years old.

She also said her children can speak Spanish, and not the Spanglish kind that stupid Americans speak. Because American's are stupid. And not cultured like her. Or as pretty as her.

And they're not European.

No comments: