Friday, July 3, 2009

Ways California can raise money

California is out of money and is now issuing IOU's. I think the Govenator just need to be more creative in raising revenue for the state:
  • He can charge people $25 to watch him shoot MJ's dead corpse out of a cannon.
  • He can set MJ up in a dunking boothe and charge $10 to "Dunk the Dead Druggie"
  • Sell pardons
  • Help one of those Nigerian's out. He just needs to front them a small amount of cash, but the payoff is huge.
  • Sell his sperm
  • sell this autographed picture for $100 a pop

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